Anti-Valentines Day

Valentines day sucks when your single. Of course I dont know how great it is when you arent single, but I'm assuming its better, because you get presents. I worked all day, and then went to a church service with another single male friend(the only other single guy in our group of friends), then came home and was annoyed by my roommate and his girlfriend, but amuzed by the card my other roommates girlfriend wrote him. Kudos to Nola for writing this:



The Littlest Cupid:

This is the story of the littlest Cupid
He is small, he is cute,
And also quite stupid.

His first day on the job,
He saw me looking at you,
Like some love sick knob.

So with a smile he drew from his quiver,
Loaded his bow, took aim,
and then with a shiver,

He closed his eyes,
He drew and he fired,
His shot was perfect but to his surprise...













It ricocheted of a tree
Him him and he died!!!

(followed by a drawing of the face of cupid with an arrow in his forehead:))

And then I drank a Mike's Hard lemonade to compensate for the lack of other gifts.